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Celebrate your portfolio losses with this fun shirt.
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$34.95
$34.95
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METICULOUSLY DESIGNED
If that subtle off-white coloring and the tasteful thickness of the fabric is not enough for you, we made sure to hire the best designers and locked them up in our basement until the designs were perfect.
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MASTERFULLY EMBROIDED
Stitched up like an AAPL bear after earnings. With more threads than a wallstreetbets feed after a fed meeting, our embroidery is of the highest standard.
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PREMIUM DTG PRINTS
It's like printing money but for your wardrobe. Designs so crisp, it'll make your grandma's glasses fog up. Plus, we use eco-friendly inks which minimizes waste, so you can flex on your friends guilt-free.
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