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F your Puts & Calls

We knew the markets would not be the same. A few traders cheered, a few traders cried. Most traders were uncertain. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita;

"Now I am become printer, destroyer of purchasing power."

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F your Puts & Calls
F your Puts & Calls
F your Puts & Calls
F your Puts & Calls

F your Puts & Calls

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We knew the markets would not be the same. A few traders cheered, a few traders cried. Most traders were uncertain. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita;

"Now I am become printer, destroyer of purchasing power."

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METICULOUSLY DESIGNED

If that subtle off-white coloring and the tasteful thickness of the fabric is not enough for you, we made sure to hire the best designers and locked them up in our basement until the designs were perfect.

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MASTERFULLY EMBROIDED

Stitched up like an AAPL bear after earnings. With more threads than a wallstreetbets feed after a fed meeting, our embroidery is of the highest standard.  

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PREMIUM DTG PRINTS

It's like printing money but for your wardrobe. Designs so crisp, it'll make your grandma's glasses fog up. Plus, we use eco-friendly inks which minimizes waste, so you can flex on your friends guilt-free. 

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Faster than your average crypto rug pull, your orders will arrive in just 2-5 business days. And unlike Sam Bankman, the delivery is completely free.